Saturday, February 19, 2011
Zev & Justin: Team Ass Burgers
And now we arrive at the only reason I'm back blogging this season of The Amazing Race - Team Ass Burgers. If Team Ass Burgers gets eliminated first, we may have a problem, but let's not think negatively. Let's not think of Justin and his penchant for enormous shorts where little things like teacup yorkies, crocheting projects and PASSPORTS like to hide. We'll focus on the positive. We'll focus on Zev and the suit he stole from Elton John that he's wearing in the publicity photo shown above. Seriously, is that not the best most scrumptious thing you've ever seen? Alright, video time...
*laughs with head in hands* Oh Zev... silk pajamas? Thank you. Gorgeous. Perfection.
Look, these guys are great, they're friends of the blog and if they don't make it to the Final Three I'll renounce writing forever and go back to living my life again like the happy sober person I was before I entered the evil and frightful world of blogging reality shows. But, in the meantime, I'll watch this annoying show and I'll dutifully report on it each week. I can't promise the blogs will be up in a timely manner though - Mondays can be difficult. BUT, I'll do it. I'll do it dammit. All of you who were pissed off over how I flaked last season better thank Justin. He was crying earlier on Twitter about how I don't like his show as much as I like Survivor (true!) and you know how I can't stand to see a grown man with Don Johnson facial hair cry.