Team Cowpat, miles ahead of any other team, arrives at the Detour first to find it's closed until morning. With hours to kill and Jake Gyllenhaal tied up in the trunk of their car, they drive off to spend the night in a heavily wooded area where they can't be disturbed. At dawn's first light, they emerge happy and wrapped in plastic. That Jake is a gusher, but that's a conversation for another day. Ok so Team Cowpat gets the clue and it's either Llama Adoration or Condor Consternation. In Llama, teams have to dress up an angry llama in silk tights, a fancy beret, and a feather boa. In Condor, teams have to dress up like a kite and fall ungracefully into a freezing lake to retrieve the next clue. Cowpat chooses Llama of course. You see, last night after they had their way with Jake they realized they had some roofies left over so they fed it to one of the llamas in order to make him more agreeable. Jet calls Cord the "Llama Whisperer" while somewhere Zev hurled the Peking Duck he was enjoying at his tv screen. I smell a lawsuit... and sweet and sour sauce, but mainly a lawsuit. It's all falling into place for these two seemingly innocent buckaroos. I say "seemingly" because I never trust a man who wears cowboy boots. That's kind of my motto: Never trust a man in cowboy boots and never have sex in fluorescent lighting. Trust me on this one.
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